January 24, 2011

The Bitter Truth's E**X**R Arrives for Review

European bitters producers The Bitter Truth have released a new bitters liqueur called E**X**R in the US, and the big hook is that it has digestive properties, meaning you can help quash your sour belly after you eat too much by mixing a cocktail. That is what we call a win-win-win. We've gotten our bottle in for review and will review it post-haste.

Firmly rooted in the traditions of both classic sweet vermouths and alpine digestive tonics. Enjoy E**X**R in a pre-dinner Manhattan or Negroni or enjoy it neat after a rich meal to aid digestion. It's as delicate as the finest vermouths with an alcohol content that allows it to defy oxidation and the need for refrigeration. It's thoroughly intriguing and the most astounding new addition to the cocktailian arsenal.

Bitter Truth E**X**R - read the full press release at CocktailGoGo.

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January 18, 2011

Pee Wee Herman & Andy Samberg Do Shots

We're sort of ridiculously excited by the fact Pee Wee Herman is in this SNL Digital Short. The fact he's doing shots and raising hell is really just icing on the cake.

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December 3, 2010

World's Drunkest Santa Caught on Tape!

Someday, we hope to be at least this drunk while wearing a Santa costume. Until that day, we're going to have to be content with this amazing video of a Santa Claus doing the equivalent of trying to put on his flip flops.

Funny or Die [via SomeECards]

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November 23, 2010

What If You Drank Nothing But Four Loko for 24 Hours?

We can tell you what would happen - you would go off the rails in a giant flaming fireball of a wreck. But what if you put the results on video? Pure Internet gold, that's what. Check out the diary and all seven (seven!) videos from the experiment - we've included the final one below. If you need some convincing to watch it, here's the summary line from the article - "(Four Loko is) pink death piss from Satan's prick in a 22 ounce can and it should not only be made illegal, the people responsible for making and selling it, right down to the poor chump at the convenience store, should be put to death."

Guyism [via Drunkist]

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November 11, 2010

DiY: Spike Your Juice into Booze Kit

diy_juice_to_alcohol_kits.jpgLooking a dip a toe into fermenting your own potent potables, but don't have the time and inclination to do all that "boiling" and "sanitizing"? Sounds like you're the target market for "Spike Your Juice," a kit that lets you ferment any juice that comes in a 64 ounce bottle.

Each kit comes with 6 yeast packets, 6 bottle labels, 1 airlock, 1 rubber stopper, and recipes, and you won't have to wait as long as you do for beer - it can take as little as 48 hours instead of multiple weeks. Six batches of fermented juice, with alcohol content of up to 14% - you don't have to be in math club to know that's pretty easy on the wallet. Of course, it could taste worse than prison Pruno (think vomit-flavored wine cooler) but hey, you're doing it yourself!

You can pick up a kit and try it out for $10 at ThinkGeek; or you can get two kits for the price of two (that's around $20 to the layperson) at Amazon.

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November 10, 2010

DiY: Homemade Amaretto Recipe

homemade_amaretto.jpgIf you're half as sick as we are of those ubiquitous Disaronno ads that play on basic cable, you might just be ready to make your own Amaretto. Or, perhaps you're looking for a gift, or just want a project to do to keep you from dwindling into insanity. Whatever the reason, check out Chow's Homemade Amaretto recipe below. [via Liqurious]

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October 28, 2010

Adult Chocolate Milk...For Adults

adult_chocolate_milk.jpgLooking to get in touch with your inner child, and still catch a buzz? Sounds like you might be in the mood for some Adult Chocolate Milk. Made by Temperance Distilling Company in Temperance, Michigan, ACM is a 40 proof (20% ABV) liqueur that will soon be joined by some other flavors - including Adult Orange Cream, Adult Fruit Punch, and Adult Limeade.

It's only available in the West right now, but according to Rick at CocktailGoGo, people all over the country will eventually be able to have adult chocolate milk mustaches:

...it's being distributed by Southern Wine & Spirits which means it's going to be just about everywhere. Let no man go without his Adult Chocolate Milk!

You can get a 750ml for $17.99 or a 1L for $19.99 and it's being sold in the West first and rolling out to other states later on.

Plus, if you absolutely can't wait, head to HiTimeWine for 750ML and 1LT bottles.

[Image via BevLaw]

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October 18, 2010

Vodgria Sangria-Flavored Vodka Arrives

vodgria.pngDon't look now, but we got a bottle of Vodgria, a sangria-flavored vodka, in the mail for review today. For those of you who've been living under a rock, sangria is a wine punch that is usually fortified with a little of the hard stuff, usually brand, triple sec, or vodka.

Vodgria cuts out the middle man of actually having to mix up sangria for yourself, and coming in at 30 proof (15% ABV) it will pack a similar punch. It looks like it's going to be gunning for the same market as brands like Hpnotiq, Alize, and Nuvo, and is the only sangria-flavored vodka around. Vodgria retails for under $13; we'll do a full tasting and get it posted ASAP.

at SinSpirits.com

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October 14, 2010

Las Vegas Debrief: The Harlem Shot Drink Showcase

harlem_bottle.jpgSo we're finally back from Las Vegas, and the hangover has mostly subsided enough to talk about some of our experiences there. For those of you who don't know, we went out to Sin City for the Harlem Shot Drink Showcase. For those of you who don't know what Harlem is, it's a new herbal liqueur we never got a chance to try until we were actually in Vegas (not that it took much convincing to get us out there anyway). For those of you who don't know what a shot drink is - there's not much we can do to help you.

Keep reading for our quick review of Harlem itself, a brief description of our time in Vegas, and our thoughts on the "2 ounce cocktails" we tried at the showcase itself. Oh, and for those of you laughing at the quality of the picture on this post - you try snapping a good shot on an iPhone, in the dark, after sampling 13 or 14 shots.

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September 27, 2010

A Rainbow of Shots from a Single Shaker

We don't usually pay much attention to drinks of the "Bachelorette Party" variety (unless we're looking to get Girl Drink Drunk that is, which isn't often). Even with its flair-y nature, however, something about this video appealed to our What Does it All Mean? nature, and we figured we'd post.

Check out this short clip of a bartender pouring nine differently-colored shots from one shaker, and when you're finished scratching your head find out how it's done, hit the jump for the explanation. We feel like that guy from Magician's Secrets Revealed...hope the International League of Drunks doesn't repeal our membership over this.

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