Drink Wear
November 24, 2009
Vice Mitt: Mittens Meet Koozie
We're going to go on the record and say we're not exactly sure why you would need a mitten with a koozie in it. We're pretty sure the mitten itself keeps your hand warm against the chilliness of your drink (and the elements) and the cold air that necessitates the mittens would keep your drink cold enough that you don't need to worry about it.
We've always thought of the mitten as nature's McDLT, keeping the cool side cool and the hot side hot, without all that planet-choking styrofoam. However, if you can see a reason why a koozie mitten would be necessary, such a thing exists and it is made by Burton. Thanks, Burton! (And thanks for the tip, JoJo)
at Burton.com [via Urban Daddy]
September 21, 2009
WoW Brewfest T-Shirt
We dabble in dorkiness here at Liquor Snob, but we've never really played World of Warcraft. Hence, we've never heard of Brewfest, but we get the notion it's an Azerothian version of Oktoberfest. Still, a chance for the Horde and Alliance to put aside their differences and put down some brews? We're behind it 100%. However, that doesn't mean we understand a single word of what's being said here:
While you're stumbling from keg to keg, be sure to try your hand at ram racing, and keep an eye out for that dastardly Direbrew and his Dark Iron dweebs, who'd like nothing better than to blunt your bender. And remember: the pink elekks are not real, not matter what the pandaren tells you.
Available at Jinx [via The Awesomer]
April 29, 2008
Drunken Astronauts Shirt
Ha! Drunken astronauts! This t-shirt design tickles our fancy, but to be honest we're bigger fans of Where My Knickers At and Shockra (8 in the Sacral, 4 in the Root). This one made us laugh too, though.
at Torso Pants
November 29, 2007
Sailor Jerry Schwag Sale for the Holidays
As you may or may not know, we're longtime fans of Sailor Jerry Rum, but what you probably don't know is our enjoyment of their brand doesn't stop at the booze. We're also big fans of the tattoo-chic clothing line they've put out, which is all inspired by the flash created by the real Sailor Jerry in the days of yore. We're not quite hipster enough to wear it all, but we do like to accessorize.
We're on the company's monthly mailing list, and we just got the heads up they're currently offering 10% off everything in their store; just use the code "10percent" when you're checking out, and make sure you order before December 17 to get your items in time for the holidays.
Sailor Jerry Store
November 21, 2007
Welcome the WineRack
Ever since we first covered the BeerBelly, we've heard rumblings of a new product coming out from the same folks, targeted at women. It was called the WineRack, and it would accentuate some of the more...prominent features on the women who wore them and give them an alternative to the 'Belly, because in our experience the typical lady doesn't want to make herself look chubbier.
Our wait is over, and the WineRack is here in all of its splendor, just in time for Christmas. It's priced very reasonably at $29.95, and they're also running a special right now - order by December 3 and add "hookmeup" to the coupon code box, and you'll knock 25% off your entire order.
Just think - WineRacks and BeerBellies for everyone on your list!
at TheBeerBelly.com
November 5, 2007
Got Rum Shirt
We don't really have to tell you how what a great shirt this is. You could wear it anywhere, really - work, court, parent/teacher conferences...it's truly versatile. We highly recommend you pick one up for yourself, and maybe get grandma one too.
Got Rum? Adult Cotton Tee Shirt
October 9, 2007
BeerTees.com: They Sell Beer Tees
Have you been laying awake nights, wondering where in Hell you're going to get your hands on a pair of Jim Beam boxer shorts or some Red Stripe flip flops? We've found where you can get them. How about a Colt .45 tank top or some XXX Tequila undies? We found those too. Where is this mystical land where you can get all these snappy clothes?
OK, we'll let you know, but we're trusting you not to buy the Guinness sweatshirt we've got our eye on.
BeerTees.com
October 3, 2007
Periodic Table of Booze Shirt
Here's a little shirt that tickles our funny bone and our nerd ligaments - plus it's all about drinking! Someone over at Threadless has taken the time to create a periodic table of drinking, from element Al (alcohol) to Gd (grenadine) to Wh (whiskey). If we had this we would wear it every day. In fact, we're thinking about getting both a t-shirt and the accompanying hoody. That's how awesome we think it is.
see it and buy it at Threadless
April 25, 2007
Quick Draw Booze Belt
File this under "yet another thing we totally need but we never knew it." We've covered the beer belt in the past, a contraption designed for keeping a six pack close at hand, but we've had our breath taken away by this belt that lets you keep liquor, mixers, and shot glasses within easy reach. Rest assured, if we get our hands on one to review, we're going to end up faster on the draw than the Waco Kid from Blazing Saddles
.
After5Catalog [via Gizmodo]
Thanks Russ! Glad you stopped shaving long enough to send this over.
March 27, 2007
Liquor Flask Sandals - Reef Dram
Summer's coming, and it's time to start thinking about what you'll be wearing on your feet. Last summer our pick would've been the Reef Fanning bottle opener sandals, but it looks like the folks at Reef have outdone themselves yet again.
The Reef Dram sandals don't include a bottle opener, which could be considered a flaw until you realize what they do hold - polyurethane encapsulated flasks in each heel. They don't hold much (about 3oz each) but that's six ounces of booze you wouldn't have had otherwise, whether it's on the beach, at a party, or in the shower at the gym. The flip flops come in three colors (blue, brown, and black/white) and come with a church key that opens the flasks.
See more at Reef.com
Buy a pair of Reef Drams at Amazon
[via Thrillist]
January 10, 2007
The Beer...Glove?
Notice anything in particular about the people in the picture to the right? Yes, they all have beers, or most of them do. Notice anything else? Everyone's wearing a glove. And it's not just any glove. It's the Beer Glove.
We're not kidding. They're selling gloves right now designed to keep your hand warm when you're drinking beer. Does this glove have any features to distinguish it solely as a beer drinking glove? Not that we can tell - except for the fact that they're sold singly instead of in pairs. It's basically a coozie but for your hand instead of the beer.
This is either a brilliant genius stroke that's way ahead of its time, or it's the worst idea since the ice cream glove pitch on Da Ali G Show
- tell us straight, are we missing the upside here?
If you need to get your hand on one, check them out at OfficialBeerGlove.com.
January 4, 2007
Funny Tee Shirts from Lucky Threadz
We're not usually ones for fashion statements here at the Liquor Snob offices, but we do think there's something to be said for a good old tee shirt with a clever slogan on it. That being said, most of the "clever" shirts we see around leave us kind of cold. To paraphrase the Tap
, there a fine line between clever and stupid, and most slogan tees are the latter. We did find a couple drinking-related ones we liked over at Lucky Threadz - most notably the Drinking Games Slow Me Down tee pictured here.
There were a couple other noteworthies, including the W.M.D. shirt and the Alcoholics Synonomous, and they've got some non-drinking-related ones too. Check out the full selection at Lucky Threadz, and tell 'em Liquor Snob sent ya.
October 27, 2006
Smell Just Like the Ladies Man
A while ago we told you about Scotch scented perfume, and we guess the concept did well - or the scent industry has been spending too much time sniffing its own products. The newest product that will allow you to smell like a booze hound without actually getting drunk is a Courvoisier-based cologne, which just happens to be the drink of choice of the Ladies Man. That's probably EXACTLY the image you're going for. Plus, it luckily is available in both eau de toilette and eau de parfum forms, so you've got that going for you.
We found this snippet thanks to Days That End In "Y" and we can't help agreeing with Mike's assessment that you might as well just take a dip in the real thing - especially since this stuff costs $100 for 75ml. Hell, Courvoisier VS only costs $26 for 10x that much (Internet Wines & Spirits).
Beauty On-Line (via Days That End In "Y" - Smell Like a Lush)
October 17, 2006
Don't Drink or Drive T-shirt
If you know us, you know we'd never tell you not to drink. It's not in our genetic makeup. But c'mon, this is a pretty funny shirt.
Should we explain the significance of the commentary on the Amish way of life? For all of you who missed Witness, the Amish don't drive more than a horse and buggy or drink more than milk. Plus, you have to admit they've had it pretty rough recently. Let's all buy their t-shirt and cheer them up.
Pick it up the Amish: Don't Drink or Drive t-shirt at Busted Tees for short money.
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