Drunken Astronauts Shirt

Ha! Drunken astronauts! This t-shirt design tickles our fancy, but to be honest we're bigger fans of Where My Knickers At and Shockra (8 in the Sacral, 4 in the Root). This one made us laugh too, though.

at Torso Pants

Sailor Jerry Schwag Sale for the Holidays

As you may or may not know, we're longtime fans of Sailor Jerry Rum, but what you probably don't know is our enjoyment of their brand doesn't stop at the booze. We're also big fans of the tattoo-chic clothing line they've put out, which is all inspired by the flash created by the real Sailor Jerry in the days of yore. We're not quite hipster enough to wear it all, but we do like to accessorize.

We're on the company's monthly mailing list, and we just got the heads up they're currently offering 10% off everything in their store; just use the code "10percent" when you're checking out, and make sure you order before December 17 to get your items in time for the holidays.

Sailor Jerry Store

Welcome the WineRack

Ever since we first covered the BeerBelly, we've heard rumblings of a new product coming out from the same folks, targeted at women. It was called the WineRack, and it would accentuate some of the more...prominent features on the women who wore them and give them an alternative to the 'Belly, because in our experience the typical lady doesn't want to make herself look chubbier.

Our wait is over, and the WineRack is here in all of its splendor, just in time for Christmas. It's priced very reasonably at $29.95, and they're also running a special right now - order by December 3 and add "hookmeup" to the coupon code box, and you'll knock 25% off your entire order.

Just think - WineRacks and BeerBellies for everyone on your list!

at TheBeerBelly.com

Got Rum Shirt

Got Rum? Adult Cotton Tee Shirt

BeerTees.com: They Sell Beer Tees

Have you been laying awake nights, wondering where in Hell you're going to get your hands on a pair of Jim Beam boxer shorts or some Red Stripe flip flops? We've found where you can get them. How about a Colt .45 tank top or some XXX Tequila undies? We found those too. Where is this mystical land where you can get all these snappy clothes?

OK, we'll let you know, but we're trusting you not to buy the Guinness sweatshirt we've got our eye on.

BeerTees.com

Periodic Table of Booze Shirt

Here's a little shirt that tickles our funny bone and our nerd ligaments - plus it's all about drinking! Someone over at Threadless has taken the time to create a periodic table of drinking, from element Al (alcohol) to Gd (grenadine) to Wh (whiskey). If we had this we would wear it every day. In fact, we're thinking about getting both a t-shirt and the accompanying hoody. That's how awesome we think it is.

see it and buy it at Threadless

Quick Draw Booze Belt

File this under "yet another thing we totally need but we never knew it." We've covered the beer belt in the past, a contraption designed for keeping a six pack close at hand, but we've had our breath taken away by this belt that lets you keep liquor, mixers, and shot glasses within easy reach. Rest assured, if we get our hands on one to review, we're going to end up faster on the draw than the Waco Kid from Blazing Saddles.

After5Catalog [via Gizmodo]

Thanks Russ! Glad you stopped shaving long enough to send this over.

Liquor Flask Sandals - Reef Dram

Summer's coming, and it's time to start thinking about what you'll be wearing on your feet. Last summer our pick would've been the Reef Fanning bottle opener sandals, but it looks like the folks at Reef have outdone themselves yet again.

The Reef Dram sandals don't include a bottle opener, which could be considered a flaw until you realize what they do hold - polyurethane encapsulated flasks in each heel. They don't hold much (about 3oz each) but that's six ounces of booze you wouldn't have had otherwise, whether it's on the beach, at a party, or in the shower at the gym. The flip flops come in three colors (blue, brown, and black/white) and come with a church key that opens the flasks.

See more at Reef.com

Buy a pair of Reef Drams at Amazon

[via Thrillist]

The Beer...Glove?

Notice anything in particular about the people in the picture to the right? Yes, they all have beers, or most of them do. Notice anything else? Everyone's wearing a glove. And it's not just any glove. It's the Beer Glove.

We're not kidding. They're selling gloves right now designed to keep your hand warm when you're drinking beer. Does this glove have any features to distinguish it solely as a beer drinking glove? Not that we can tell - except for the fact that they're sold singly instead of in pairs. It's basically a coozie but for your hand instead of the beer.

This is either a brilliant genius stroke that's way ahead of its time, or it's the worst idea since the ice cream glove pitch on Da Ali G Show- tell us straight, are we missing the upside here?

If you need to get your hand on one, check them out at OfficialBeerGlove.com.

Funny Tee Shirts from Lucky Threadz

We're not usually ones for fashion statements here at the Liquor Snob offices, but we do think there's something to be said for a good old tee shirt with a clever slogan on it. That being said, most of the "clever" shirts we see around leave us kind of cold. To paraphrase the Tap, there a fine line between clever and stupid, and most slogan tees are the latter. We did find a couple drinking-related ones we liked over at Lucky Threadz - most notably the Drinking Games Slow Me Down tee pictured here.

There were a couple other noteworthies, including the W.M.D. shirt and the Alcoholics Synonomous, and they've got some non-drinking-related ones too. Check out the full selection at Lucky Threadz, and tell 'em Liquor Snob sent ya.

Smell Just Like the Ladies Man

A while ago we told you about Scotch scented perfume, and we guess the concept did well - or the scent industry has been spending too much time sniffing its own products. The newest product that will allow you to smell like a booze hound without actually getting drunk is a Courvoisier-based cologne, which just happens to be the drink of choice of the Ladies Man. That's probably EXACTLY the image you're going for. Plus, it luckily is available in both eau de toilette and eau de parfum forms, so you've got that going for you.

We found this snippet thanks to Days That End In "Y" and we can't help agreeing with Mike's assessment that you might as well just take a dip in the real thing - especially since this stuff costs $100 for 75ml. Hell, Courvoisier VS only costs $26 for 10x that much (Internet Wines & Spirits).

Beauty On-Line (via Days That End In "Y" - Smell Like a Lush)

Don't Drink or Drive T-shirt

If you know us, you know we'd never tell you not to drink. It's not in our genetic makeup. But c'mon, this is a pretty funny shirt.

Should we explain the significance of the commentary on the Amish way of life? For all of you who missed Witness, the Amish don't drive more than a horse and buggy or drink more than milk. Plus, you have to admit they've had it pretty rough recently. Let's all buy their t-shirt and cheer them up.

Pick it up the Amish: Don't Drink or Drive t-shirt at Busted Tees for short money.

Obey Hangover Wallet with Bottle Opener

As a drinker, it's in your best interest to always have a bottle opener handy. Yeah, it's cool to be able to open a beer on a random object - it proves you're handy. But if you always have a real, honest-to-goodness bottle opener on you, it shows that you think ahead. Plus, you can always pull it out with a flourish when you're looking to impress.

That's where the Obey Hangover Wallet comes in - it's sturdy and looks hip, and it features a bottle opener that snaps right in. Plus, it's made by the dude that came up with all those Obey Giant stickers people put all over the place - y'know, the ones that made you scratch your head and wonder "Why the hell is Andre the Giant staring at me from that street light?"

Obey Hangover Wallet is available on Amazon

Buy a Liquor Snob Hoodie, Dammit

As the weather gets colder, it's time to start thinking about how you can keep your extremities warm when you pass out behind a dumpster after a night at the bar. Our vote is the Liquor Snob Hoodie, which is sexy and functional and warm as a drunken, late-night hug.

We've been excited about these things for like a year and no one's bought any to speak of...maybe that's because we haven't promoted them right. It's not like we make any money off the damn things...we just want to keep you warm.

Plus, it has a kangaroo pocket for your empties! Buy a Liquor Snob Hoodie and check out the other items in the Liquor Snob store at Cafe Press, including the Liquor Snob Intern t-shirt. Plus, if you have any great ideas for other slogans we can put on a tee, send them to us at jake [AT] liquorsnob [DOT] com. We'll think of something cool to send you in return.