We just watched a video featuring Marisa Miller of Sports Illustrated and Victoria's Secret fame, and for a while we were pretty sure we were watching a trailer for some kind of porno flick, we realized to our dismay it was a teaser for Captain Morgan's new First Mate campaign. Miller will be the titular (see what we did there?) First Mate.
Keep an eye out for the full campaign, we guess - there were bared swords and bared midriffs, and sand. Lots of sand. SPOILER ALERT: We wanted old Cap to take Marisa in his arms and say "Want a little Captain in you?" but it didn't happen. Check out the vids below (they're essentially the same and both tease the date 10.10.10), and check out the press release.