Remember the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"? It was the lighthearted romp where Nic Cage's character went to Vegas to drink himself to death. We're thinking that flick had to be the inspiration for the seven videos we found featured on Buzzfeed - why else would we be seeing videos of people doing this to themselves?
Not for the faint of heart, the above link includes videos of people "eyeballing," "slimming," snorting, inhaling, eating, shooting up, and chugging vodka. Yeah, we realize liquor is nature's perfect food, but are you that starved for it?
We're including the "eyeballing" video because we thought it was the least terrifying/most likely to cause blindness. The most important part? Doing it in both eyes to make ABSOLUTELY sure you can't see tomorrow. It kind of goes without saying, but we'll say it anyway - don't try this at home, kids. Thanks for the link, Burockracy.