State of the Union '10 Drinking Game
Wow, we're way behind on posting this, and we're guessing a lot of you have already seen this (and their "this is a joke, don't binge drink" disclaimer) over at Huffington Post, but hey...better late than never. Kind of like universal health care, we suppose. Anyway, let's get Obama-ed!
|Obama says "let me be clear"||Do one shot|
|Obama says "change isn't easy"||Do one shot|
|Obama says "make no mistake"
||Do one shot|
|Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."||He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots|
|Joe Wilson yells something||Do two shots|
|Obama yells back ||Finish the bottle|
|Obama says "jobs"||Do one shot, two if you're unemployed|
|Obama says "health care"||Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver|
|Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal||Do one shot|
|Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal||STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD|
|Obama mentions Bo ||Put beer in your dog's water bowl|
|Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress||Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups|
|Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over||Do three shots|
|Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"||Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow|
|Obama says he's "fighting for you"||Do one shot, two if you believe him|
|Obama mentions Haiti||Text "Haiti" to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross|
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Posted by Jake at January 27, 2010 6:55 PM