May 27, 2009

Transformers Drinking Games: Our 4 Favorites

tron_man_reclined.jpgWe've had drinking games on the brain lately, and we're also rekindling an old obsession - Transformers. We used to watch the cartoon when we were kids, and we're interested in the new Transformers flick that's coming out, even if only to see if we hate it as much as the one that came out a couple years ago. The main impetus, of course, is the sister sites What Would Optimus Do? and What Would Megatron Do?, where your favorite good and evil robots give the advice Dear Abby should, each answering the same question in his own unique way.

To commemorate this great day, we're including our favorite Transformers drinking games below, as well as why we like them. Find it after the jump - hopefully you'll find a game that lets you find your inner child and transform into an incoherent drunk.

  1. The "Transformers" Drinking Game! at LazyDork Focus: Transformers Live Action Movie Our Favorite Rules: Drink any time: anyone says "witwicky," anyone is physically injured, anyone calls Sam "boy" Our Take: If you ask us there's no Transformers movie other than the cartoon one that came out in the 80s; we wept...WEPT...when Optimus died, even though we somehow knew it was just a ploy to sell us more toys. Damn you, Hasbro. But if we're going to watch the 2007 abomination, at least we'll get to do it drunk.

  2. Rob's Pile of Transformers: The Transformers Drinking Game! at
    Focus: Original cartoons & movie, post-movie cartoons, Beast Wars, Beast Wars Ultra
    Our Favorite Rules: Drink any time: any group of TFs merges into a mongo-sized robot, Rodimus has a problem with being leader, Dinobot quotes (or paraphrases) Shakespeare
    Our Take: Aaaah, this is the stuff. Real old-fashioned Transformers, the way mom used to make.

  3. Skywarp's Transformers Drinking Game at
    Focus: Original cartoons, season one only
    Our Favorite Rules: Drink three times when you hear my name - This is my game after all, Drink when Wheeljack has a new invention,
    Our Take: This is so nerdy it makes our Matrix of Leadership hurt, and our rabbithole runs deep. We love it. If anyone's curious, by the by, Skywarp is one of the Starscream clones you see banging around occasionally. And yeah, we know we just linked to

  4. A Toast! To Megan Fox and Optimus Prime! at Film School Rejects
    Focus: Megan Fox. Nuff said.
    Our Favorite Rules: Drink when: Megan Fox is looking ridiculously hot, a robot blows something up, someone says "Allspark."
    Our Take: Another good one that could be merged with #1. Two thoughts - 1) we love the Megan Fox spin, 2) fuck the Allspark.

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