Church Key Bottle Opener by Suck UK
Nowadays, everybody's got some kind of bottle opener hanging from their key ring, but they're usually chintzy little plastic things that aren't all that exciting. Plus, don't you have enough non-key crap hanging off your keychain right now? Why not pick up a bottle opener that actually looks like a key, so it blends right in until you need it? Of course, this key might not blend in with your others unless you're the caretaker of a cemetery or the keymaster for Zuul, but hey - at least it looks badass.
Church Key Bottle Opener
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Posted by Jake Jamieson at September 24, 2008 9:42 AM
Wow, we never would've thought of that, and we appreciate the warning but...we're thinking it's a risk we're willing to take.
I've had this thing for a few years now.
1. This bitch ain't gonna break
2. It DOES look bad-ass
It's gonna be the longest thing on your key fob and randomly poke your balls when you sit down.
I'm just sayin'