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September 24, 2008

Church Key Bottle Opener by Suck UK

church_key_bottle_opener.jpgNowadays, everybody's got some kind of bottle opener hanging from their key ring, but they're usually chintzy little plastic things that aren't all that exciting. Plus, don't you have enough non-key crap hanging off your keychain right now? Why not pick up a bottle opener that actually looks like a key, so it blends right in until you need it? Of course, this key might not blend in with your others unless you're the caretaker of a cemetery or the keymaster for Zuul, but hey - at least it looks badass.

Church Key Bottle Opener

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Posted by Liquor Snob at September 24, 2008 9:42 AM

Comments

I've had this thing for a few years now.
Upside:
1. This bitch ain't gonna break
2. It DOES look bad-ass

Downside?
It's gonna be the longest thing on your key fob and randomly poke your balls when you sit down.
I'm just sayin'


Posted by: Kevin Erskine at October 3, 2008 10:36 AM

Wow, we never would've thought of that, and we appreciate the warning but...we're thinking it's a risk we're willing to take.


Posted by: Liquor Snob at October 3, 2008 9:17 PM
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