March 12, 2007

Who Wants to get Wineracked?

A while back we told you about this nifty little gizmo called the BeerBelly, which allows discreet drinkers to deceive disadvantageous discovery...or at least smuggle beers into the ballgame. Not everybody wants to look like they're about to give birth to a half case of beer however, so the boys at the lab went back to work...and they dubbed it the WineRack.

We think it's a great idea, but we're concerned it might backfire as you attempt to smuggle your booze.

Here's our major concern with the WineRack - people are going to look at it. Fat guys aren't anything that draws the eye - some dude with a beer belly is going to escape notice as he walks around. A woman with...how to say this delicately...prodigious glands? She's going to draw attention. Not really the way to go under the radar, maybe, but as they say - sometimes the best way to hide something is in plain sight.

Here's what they say on the site:

Now you can turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! We get it that some chicks just don’t want that pregnant look that comes with The Beerbelly. We developed The Winerack to “Fill Out” our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Sue, who is not, no offense Sue, Well Endowed. Strap on the Winerack and Viola’ Sue’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money.

And you can too! WARNING: Guys, if you’re gonna wear these, WE DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT! We are looking for tester/models so if you think you’ve got what it takes, or better stated don’t have as much as you would like, please send us an e-mail with your bra size. Pictures are always fun too, but not required.

from TheBeerBelly.com [via Thrillist]