Bling H2O Sexes Up Your Drinks
We first heard about Bling H20 on NPR a few weeks back, and then completely forgot about it. Then we tried to make a scotch and water with the offal that spews from the faucet in our kitchen. When we took our first sip of the drink, all we could taste was tap water. We muscled through it of course, but we found ourselves wishing we had some water that didn't step all over our booze.
Then we remembered Bling H20 - not only do they use a nine step purification process to clean up the taste of the water, they position themselves as the "Cristal" of bottled water. Yep, now you can buy your water in a frosted glass bottle decorated with Swarovski crystals. Think that might get you a little more loving than turning on the tap? If you've got Rodeo Drive tastes when you mix your drinks, you can pick up a bottle of Bling H20 for around $40. Just make sure you have enough cash left over afterward to actually buy booze.
Learn more and buy online at BlingH20.com.
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Posted by Jake Jamieson at October 4, 2006 10:27 AM
This is more of a question, than comment. Whilst I do appreciate the technological marvel that is the ice-maker, the ice-cubes aren't really cubes. They're wedges. And I particularly dislike the look of them in a nice old-fashioned whiskey glass. Any idea of where can I find an ice-cube tray that would produce those awesomely large and perfectly cubical bricks of ice that I could use in my libations?
What person in their right mind would buy such a bottle of water? I’m pretty sure the company will be giving away the drink at movie premieres and sending ditzy Paris Hilton a few cases to carry around for starters.
If you ever wanted to be like your favorite rapper and drink Crystal (pronounced cris-TAL) but don’t have the stomach for alcohol then Bling Beverages might have an answer for you. Bling Beverages LLC has developed Bling H2O, a new drinking water tailor for the super-rich consumer. The bottles of water come in frosted and corked bottles with genuine Swarovski crystals that spell out the “Bling” in Bling H2O on the bottle. The creator of the water commented that “Bling H2O is to bottled water what Rolls Royce is to automobiles; a premium product with premium packaging that merits a premium price. Bling is a stand-alone beverage as well as the perfect compliment to your favorite cocktail.”