July 14, 2006

Physical Challenge: Teen Wolf Beer Bite

Remember the movie Teen Wolf? Of course you do. It's the single greatest werewolf-related basketball comedy ever made in the 80s. While the movie has its own special panache there are two characters that put it over the top - nope, not Boofer and Styles...it's Coach Finstock and the Wolf himself.

Coach Finstock's finest moment is when Teen Wolf comes to him for advice, and he lays down the following gem:

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

Couldn't have said it better ourselves. Keep reading for the actual challenge.

But as awesome as that is our favorite moment is when Teen Wolf finally lets the popularity go to his head and uses his new wolf powers to bite open a sideways beer can and send suds spraying all over his fair weather friends. Our physical challenge...learn how to open beers the Teen Wolf way*. You may want to buy a copy of the movie so you can see how it's done properly, but we've included a picture of a non-wolf using nature's can opener**. Let us know how it goes, assuming you can still talk.

* Unless you have super-long canine teeth this might be tougher than it sounds - Liquor Snob is not responsible for any bleeding or metal-swallowing involved in this physical challenge.
** Thanks to the guys over at Gamma Alpha Psi for the image; keep rocking it Old School, fellas.

Our other physical challenges:
Girl Drink Drunk
Opposite Day
Power Hour
Strange Brew Drinking Game
Edward 40 Hands

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