Physical Challenge - Girl Drink Drunk
We were watching TVLand the other day and stumbled across a rerun of Double Dare. Remember that show? When we got to the physical challenge segment, we started reminiscing about the physical challenges we used to perpetrate on each other when we were in college. Some examples, you ask? There were quite a few, most of which involved climbing up on a roof somewhere.
A particular favorite was to wait for the hottest day of the summer, go for a drive, turn on the heat and roll up all the windows. Then somebody starts smoking a cigarette, and whoever rolls down a window first loses. We never said the physical challenges were actually fun.
Anyway, we started thinking about physical challenges we could inflict on our readers, and the first thing we thought of? Getting Girl Drink Drunk. Of course, when we say "girl drink," we're not being sexist. We're just talking about those goopy, oft-pink-colored drinks with a high sugar content, usually served with a tiny umbrella to ladies and . Not our typical straight Whiskey and Beer fare. So what's the challenge?
The Challenge: There's not much to it. Go out to a bar tonight, pull up your stool, and order something frou frou. Drink it. Repeat. You are not allowed to drink any beer, nor can you do a shot that contains less than three ingredients. Slippery Nipple? Yes. Flirtini? Bring it on. Pink Lady? Order away. Drink them all night, ignoring stares and comments from onlookers and passers by. Don't be afraid of the sugar-fueled highs and lows you'll hit over the night, or the blinding headache you'll have tomorrow. That's what Saturday mornings are for, after all.
[Update: We found a great site explaining Girl Drink Drunk and all it entails. It's actually not an unknown phenomena among newbie drinkers. The fun part about girl drink drunk isn't that you're proving your security in your own masculinity - you're also proving your security in your status as a hard drinker.
The Girl Drink drunk is unable to stomach the taste of alcohol unless it is diluted with fruit juice, milk, or soda pop. The funny thing about Girl Drink drunks is they're usually young males, so they should really be called Young Guy Drink drunks. Nevertheless, Girl Drink drunks will pound four or five *censored*tails in no time before the inevitable occurs -- they complain they can t taste the booze in their drink. So they demand doubles, triples, and even quadruples next time around and, needless to say, this type of souse can get stupid drunk.
via Pist.ca - What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Bonus Points: Bonus points are available for a variety of above-and-beyond activities:
- Keep the umbrellas and frilly toothpicks that are served with all your drinks. Wear them in your hair for the rest of the night.
- If you live in a college town, find a group of frat boys and offer to buy them shots. Come back with a tray of Barbie Shots. Don't tell them what it's called until they've finished the shot.
- Find the meanest, dirtiest Biker bar in town. Pull up a stool. Loudly order a Sex on the Beach. Repeat until hilarity ensues.
Do you have ideas for more drinking physical challenges? Want to let us know how your Girl Drink Drunk weekend went? Shoot us an email at news AT liquorsnob.com to give us your ideas.
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Posted by Jake Jamieson at May 19, 2006 8:16 AM