December 9, 2005

Big Black Dick Rum

Big Black DickA few weeks ago we told you about Fighting Cock Bourbon, and it was everything we could do not to make certain juvenile jokes about the drink's name. On a completely unrelated note, the next time you're in the Cayman Islands we recommend you pick up a bottle of Big Black Dick Rum.

Not only does it have an...interesting name that makes it a must-have for bachelor and bachelorette parties, but can you imagine whipping yours out at a family gathering or church picnic? "Grandma, you look like you need a Big Black Dick."

We don't usually buy our drinks on the power of the name alone, so we did some research on the flavor....according to the site, "some have described it as stiff, yet tasty." It's also interesting to note that Big Black Dick comes in multiple flavors, including dark, white, coconut and vanilla. You have no idea how much enjoyment we got out of writing that last sentence.

You can learn more about Big Black Dick rum, along with his hot sauce, premium cigars and clothing, at On an unrelated topic, why do we get the feeling we're going to be getting a lot of people to the site soon who weren't look for booze?

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Posted by Jake Jamieson at December 9, 2005 8:05 AM
Recent Comments

can anyone tell me where in florida can big black dick rum is sold

Posted by: Robyn Smith at February 22, 2017 9:36 PM

Where can I buy Black Dick Rum and Scoth in Phoenix, Az.

Posted by: Guy at February 7, 2011 9:45 PM

can anyone tell me where in florida can big black dick rum is sold

Posted by: jerry at December 22, 2010 2:15 PM

Am wanting to know where I can purchase and have sent to Canada. Wanting ( Big Black Dick Rum, all varieties ) as well as ( Black Cock Scotch ) I await your reply.
Sincerely Carey Fyke

Posted by: Carey Fyke at December 10, 2010 10:13 PM

I am looking for a distributor in Florida. Any ideas as to where I can buy it? This stuff is great.

Posted by: Mel at November 5, 2009 5:11 PM

I just read your article on Big Black Dick Rum and snickered as well. Where can this be purchased? This is just too much the same vein(pardon the pun) I just saw a site that featured Black Cock Scotch. The site is and they didn't say where to buy it. Wondered if you could help me on finding both bottles. I am in St. Louis, MO
Thank you, John

Posted by: John at April 7, 2007 12:59 PM
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