Big Black Dick Rum
A few weeks ago we told you about Fighting Cock Bourbon, and it was everything we could do not to make certain juvenile jokes about the drink's name. On a completely unrelated note, the next time you're in the Cayman Islands we recommend you pick up a bottle of Big Black Dick Rum.
Not only does it have an...interesting name that makes it a must-have for bachelor and bachelorette parties, but can you imagine whipping yours out at a family gathering or church picnic? "Grandma, you look like you need a Big Black Dick."
We don't usually buy our drinks on the power of the name alone, so we did some research on the flavor....according to the site, "some have described it as stiff, yet tasty." It's also interesting to note that Big Black Dick comes in multiple flavors, including dark, white, coconut and vanilla. You have no idea how much enjoyment we got out of writing that last sentence.
You can learn more about Big Black Dick rum, along with his hot sauce, premium cigars and clothing, at BigBlackDickRum.com. On an unrelated topic, why do we get the feeling we're going to be getting a lot of people to the site soon who weren't look for booze?
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Posted by Jake at December 9, 2005 8:05 AM