Presidential Yak-Milk Pong

Over the last couple months, we've been trying to find out if Bush is drinking again. Thanks to a tip from Brendan, one of our readers in the Great White North that is Vermont, we learned that Wonkette has found proof that the president has indeed fallen off the wagon. The site also offers an interesting theory that he is combining beer pong, one of our favorite pastimes, with fermented yak's milk, which we have yet to try.

The sad thing about Bush resorting to drinking yak's milk isn't that it's yak's milk, it's that it's only 3% alcohol. Look, we've gone all Kitty Dukakis at times as well but if you're going to sink, make it count. Hairspray, paint thinner... as a friend told us, "Dude, I've drank NyQuil when there was nothing else in the house. Actually, it blends pretty well with grapefruit juice." Surprisingly, so does yak's milk.

And look at the picture: Yak's milk pong.

Oh, and a note for our loyal readers - don't expect to see us reviewing yak's milk any time in the near future. There are some lines even we won't cross.

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