Do It With The Lights On...Shots, That Is
Do you ever have that problem where you drink so many shots, you can't find your glass anymore? Would it help you out to have a shot glass that glows as red as Rudolph's nose? Well, we have the shot glasses for you. We bring you the Envious Ounce, a battery-powered shot glass that will make sure you can always find your next shot, no matter how blurred your vision is.
Without further ado, we bring you our favorite moments from the Envious Ounce FAQ, for your reading pleasure:
Will the Envious Ounce make me more popular?
Absolutely! This high quality product is so unique that you will instantaneously attain god or goddess status. Live amongst your people and watch as they worship your every move.
Will the Envious Ounce enhance my chances of hooking up?
The Envious ounce will get you an introduction; the rest is up to you. We recommend carrying breath mints.
Why is it named the Envious Ounce?
Our company is dedicated towards designing high quality products that enhances the life style of our customers, making everybody else envious of our customers. The shot glass holds about an ounce and a half, thus the name Envious Ounce.
How do I activate the light on the Envious Ounce?
To activate the light on the Envious Ounce, simply tap the Envious Ounce on a surface. The light will come on for about 6 seconds and then automatically turn off.
Does the light affect the drink in any way?
Yes, the light from the bottom of the shot glass radiates through the cool frosted glass and the effect is that it will enhance your drinking experience significantly.
Does the Envious Ounce require a battery?
Yes, a CR2032 compatible battery is required.
How often do I have to replace the battery?
It depends on how often you use the Envious Ounce. A standard CR2032 compatible battery will last several thousand activations before needing a replacement. The CR2032 batteries should be available at your local grocery store.
We currently offer a flat rate shipping for shipping to the continental US. Regardless of how many Envious Ounces you order, you will be charge a fixed shipping and handling fee of $5.
And there you have it...the Envious Ounce. Find out more and buy some glasses of your own at Envious.com
Read More in: Drinking Gear
Share this Article with others:
Came straight to this page? Visit Liquor Snob for all the latest news.
Posted by Jake Jamieson at November 11, 2005 6:47 AM